If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain... you might be a redneck.
If you both use the tree at the end of the block when you walk your dog... you might be a red neck.
I have heard a great many redneck jokes thanks mostly to Mr Jeff Foxworthy but here's a new one
If you buy your wife lingerie at the bait shop... you might be a redneck.
Well it was at the marina and it was a nightshirt not lingerie but you get the idea.
While on vacation I went to the Sunset Bay marina to pick up fishing licences, a bit of tackle and gas for the boat. I did not need bait but I bet they had it. And in a side room in the marina store was a little shop called Jammyz (or something like that). And they sold all sorts of t shirt type nighties and bags and PJ's. So the wife and I went browsing.
She needed a new nightshirt anyway. Her old one is getting pretty thin is spots and it is very old. So we had a poke around and found her one that had comic dogs all over it with the slogan "Let Sleeping dogs lie." (The comic dogs relaxing in beach attire with the slogan "Dogs In Heat" was funnier but too mean since the girls are spayed.) So I bought it for her. (It even has a beagle that looks like Dixie on it.) Lingerie, sort of, at the Bait shop, sort of. So I might be a red neck, sort of.
Like I said If you buy your wife lingerie at the bait shop... you might be a redneck.
Feel free to use that one Jeff.